Triple-Chin Linn

Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?

• [last lines]
• [US version]
• Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
• Elizabeth Bennet: Very well... although I wish you would not call me "my dear."
• Mr. Darcy: [chuckles] Why?
• Elizabeth Bennet: Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something.
• Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?
• Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think..."Lizzie" for every day, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and..."Goddess Divine"... but only on *very* special occasions.
• Mr. Darcy: And... what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy...?
• Elizabeth Bennet: No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy"... when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.
• Mr. Darcy: [he snickers] Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy?
• [kisses her on the forehead]
• Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
• [kisses her on the right cheek]
• Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
• [kisses her on the nose]
• Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
• [kisses her on the left cheek]
• Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
• [finally kisses her on the mouth]